How to tell the sex of a fly

A woman came home to find her husband stalking around the kitchen with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Looking for flies," came the response.

"Killing any?" she wondered.

"Yeah," he replied. "Three males and two females."

"How can you tell?" she asked again.

"Three landed on the beer can and two landed on the phone." he answered.

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I've been sitting here for seven minutes wondering what else to add. I did have a brief topic, but am not really in the mood to be light and bubbly. Much is on my mind, but naught will change unless I make them change. And it all boils down to me getting the gumption.

I can't believe Aug. is about over. It seemed like it was July only a short while ago. I think each summer goes by faster each year. And before I know it it'll be Halloween. Ah well.

You may think me weird on this, but I already have my Halloween planned. I'm wanting to rent High Spirits and Sleepy Hollow and with them I'm gonna add Hocus Pocus, The Canterville Ghost and The Ghost and Mr. Chicken to the pile of movies. Maybe even get a pumpkin pie shake from Arctic Circle as a treat. Mmmm, this sounds better and better as I get going. Anyone care to join me?

I think I'll wait and leave my pre-planned topic for tomorrow. Syanara.
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