*perks up a lil* Anybody willing to donate a few dolares to my New Computer Fund? *hopeful look and then it fades slowly* Didn't think so. After all, y'all have your own expenses to tend to. *soft slight smile*
I feel like this thing has a terminal illness now. *sigh*
9) He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes--three years running.
8) When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7) Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6) "Somehow" gets HBO on his PC at work.
5) Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie The Net.
4) Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3) His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2) Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
...And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer hacker...
1) You hear a murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!" *maniacal laugh*
Cheers!
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