(I got this from Dad's email at work. Thought it was hilarious.)
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point your hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your email address be:
[email protected] or
[email protected].
4) Every time somebody asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
6) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
8) Insist on keeping your windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
9) Reply to everything someone else says with, "That's what you think."
10) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
11) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
12) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
13) dontuseanypunctuationsorspaces
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
15) Ask people what gender they are.
16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
17) Sing along at the opera.
18) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
19) Send email to the rest of the company to tell them where you're going. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.
20) Put mosquito netting round your cubicle.
21) Hum when you ride in an elevator.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN or HAPPY SAMHAIN everybody!!!
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