I jinxed myself in that entry yesterday. I had a seizure coming home on the bus. Eeyore was driving, and he didn't seem to notice. Mom noticed I was actin' low key when I got home. She kept askin' me if I was all right. I had no intention of tellin' anyone, but I just blurted it out after her forth time askin' me. I had hoped I could overcome the seizure by sheer force of will. I failed. The seizure was stronger than me.
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Here's a cultural funny to tickle your funny bone. Heather sent me this and I couldn't resist adding it. Thanks, Heather.

(English phrase followed by Chinese Interpretation)

Are you harboring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. -- Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man -- Dum Gai
Small Horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table. -- Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift. -- Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here. -- Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? -- Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution. -- Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet. -- Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. -- No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? -- Wai Yu Sing Dum

Song?
You are not very bright. -- Yu So Dum
I got this for free. -- Ai No Pei
I am not guilty. -- Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. -- Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week. -- Wai Yu Kum Nao?
They have arrived. -- Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight. -- Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile. -- Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive. -- Yu stin ki pu
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Don't drive defensively. Buy a tank.

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