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Prehistoric Tech Support
05-14-2006 E 12:19 p.m.
Feeling--cranky
Reading-- Winds of Fury by Mercedes Lackey
Listening to-- nothing

I went looking for a cute, funny Mother's Day pape at Moppo, but the two there just didn't hit me right today... Maybe tomorrow. Instead I found this:


Prehistoric Tech Support

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:


"This Fire Help. Me Groog."

"Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work."

"You have flint and stone?"

"Ugh."

"You hit them together?"

"Ugh."

"What happen?"

"Fire not work."

*sigh* "Make spark?"

"No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday."

*sigh* "You change rock?"

"I change nothing."

"You sure?"

"Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto's hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire."

*grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

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