Feeling--
jumbled
Reading--
Full Pursuit by Jasmine Cresswell
Listening to-- nothing
There's a Mormon
by Jeff Foxworthy:This is to all of you that may be a Mormon, that may know a Mormon, that may live in Utah, that may have lived in Utah or have heard about Mormons...You might be a Mormon if...
- all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape
- you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday
- you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in Gosh
- your Mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception
- you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts
- you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups
- at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house
- you've ever written a "Dear John" letter to more than two missionaries on the same day
- you were frustrated when your son "only" got accepted to Harvard and not BYU
- you have one kid in diapers and one on a mission
- you have never arrived at a meeting on time
- you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries
- you've already got your order in for volume 50 of "The Work and The Glory"
- you think it is all right to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing
- you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you're disciplining
- you automatically assume that BYOB means, Bring Your Own Bunns!!
- you go to a party and someone spikes the punch with Coca Cola
- you arrive to an activity an hour late and are the first person there
Some of these are so funny because they happen to be true LDS realities. However, some of them are so outrageous they're out and out cracks about my religion. It's interesting to see how much or what a person believes about something by what they say.
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