Here's the email o' chuckles I couldn't find yesterday.
Home Remedies that WORK!
(Do NOT try these any time, anywhere.)
1) If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2) Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3) Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4) High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
(Garlic is a safer and more natural way.)5) A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough!
7) Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
That's all she wrote, folks. Toodles.
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It's gude to be merry and wise,
It's gude to be honest and true;
It's gude to be off with the old love,
Before you are on with the new.
~An old English Rhyme~
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