Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "It is. And this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Great, but would you stay there?"

All I can say is OUCH!! Those are scathing! But unfortunately, they're sometimes necessary.

*Gotten from The Single Woman's Guide to the Universe

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