Thirteen Reasons To Remain Single (In no particular order)1) You have no extra birthdays or anniversaries to feel guilty about when you forget them. 2) You can flirt with anyone you want, with as many people as you want, all night long if you want to without feeling--even if you usually don't--guilty. (This way, you get to enjoy the flirting without that shadowing, niggling pest, guilt! *smiles*) 3) You can hog the bed and covers aaalll you want to, without having someone complain about how you push them to the edge, or how they end up cold in the night. 4) You won't be rudely awakened or be kept awake by someone kicking you or slapping you in their sleep. 5) You don't have to forego your favorite foods to eat healthier and maintain a sexy physique. Besides, why deprive yourself of these joys when being sexy is overrated anyway? 6) You're not obligated to go to your special someone's boring company Christmas Party, where the wives all cluster together and gossip horrendously, like a gaggle of magpies. 7) You have total and complete control of the remote! 8) You don't act silly or crazy because, thankfully, you're not twitterpated and seeing things through rose-colored specs. 9) You don't have to deal with Jealousy, that awful green-eyed monster. 10) There's no pressure to keep the romance alive, because after all, there is no relationship. 11) There's no fighting over silly issues--you win every single time. 12) You're the only person you need or have to clean up after. 13) And of ourse, as my friend Heather has been known to say: "Love is of the devil!"
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